1 - Sweet Trap Last week, I came across a voice chat room, which was full of impressive nicknames. From the beginning, I started to notice an Asian female because of her appealing voice and her interesting way of telling love stories. ??It must be a very cute girl?, I thought.
She was a talent storyteller. ... 2 - A Deep Look At Soap Operas You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them back in 1970 when filling white space for our high school paper. Watch a few... 3 - I'll Get Up In Just A Minute Are you one of those people who wake up in the morning, fully refreshed and singing with happiness at the start of a bright new day?
Well, most of us aren't. And frankly, we'd rather those of you who are would knock off the racket. We're trying to get a little last minute sleep before staggering... 4 - Montana People: Weird In Their Own Special Way We have all heard tales of strange people living in Montana; the Unabomber, the freedom militias, the poor sods stuck in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
I assure you the majority of people living in Montana are friendly, polite, are reasonably sane, and will go out of their way to lend a... 5 - Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love During the course of his celebrated career, Rush Limbaugh invented the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks so as not to offend mothers with young children listening to the show. But no insight was given on where to find the best dittohead adult beverages. That's why I created The ... 6 - Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic ?? and issued her a summons for $114.
Responding to the uproar caused by the curious traffic ticket, the municipa... 7 - Conversation In An Age Of Confusion What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes?
Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people don??t want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most intensity, ... 8 - The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script? First, we learned to say and spell the puppet??s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah??s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but the more we listen, the more we realize that the puppet has a script that just doesn??t make... 9 - Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General; Rushes To Own Defense Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general.
Accompanied by a currently employed general, who, as the head of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff, is his usual sidekick, he stated, ??As T... 10 - Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald's Francise Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald??s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to convince the court that, if his life is spared, he will be a model citizen in the Iraq of the f... 11 - The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media: Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere Did you ever notice that we??re surrounded by information but hardly ever come across an idea in the media that might help us lead sane and happy lives? Oh, not the usual self-help drivel about how to lose weight or enjoy sex, but answers to the really big questions, like what to think about whe... | 
